**REAL WOMAN SEEKING THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK** If you are an intelligent, erudite and articulate soul with an irreverent sense of humour, please message me. If you do not understand the above sentence- then please - pass me by. BOYS....Why would you waste your time and mine by sending me a lame 'Hi, how are you' and the like...take it from me, I'm fine! If not exhausted by repeated...
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
I enjoy men with good manners, intelligent conversation and can treat a lady well
appreciate a nice bottle of wine and good food. holding hands not shy to show feelings in public and in private. Passionate and caring....... Someone who can make me laugh but not act the fool
with a nice smile.
Mobile and able to accommodate and available xxx
Young at heart single lady , looking for young at heart single guy for meets n maybe more ! My job takes up many hours so haven't really got time for a serious relationship although if there was a good connection who knows lol ! I Like many things in life the first being lifes about living not about taking everything serious ! Live laugh an love lol
If you describe yourself as cuddly or few extra pounds I am afraid I am not going to be interested the aesthetics have to be right. I am not looking for a toyboy or someone whose get up and go has got up and gone either.
My filters are set at ages 37 to 52 and not really ever going to be convinced to look outside this bracket.
I respect...
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
Hi
Looking for an experienced guy.
If you don't have a profile then please don't contact me
Thanks
Rachel
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i like young tall men, thin, not keen on weighty, foreign, nothing eastern. 18s, to 38ish.don't give me a hard time over this, its my choice im not here for a row . we all like what we like..i wont chat if you have no pic,at the least 3pics. will stick a face pic up when i know what im doing on here.. im on bnaughty,been on two years, i...
Hi guys Debs here from Colne lancs, well about me i'm just me what ya see is wat ya get, single no kids, live alone with my 3 cats, work hard long hrs as a courier driver, around local area, up for fun fun and more fun lol, not lookin for owt serious just casual,I'm a big girl with a big heart so I tick your boxes please get in...
Hi guys I'm Debs from Colne lancs, well about me, i'm single no kids, live alone with my 3 cats, work long hrs as a driver. Been single about 18 months, not lookin for a serious relationship, just a bit of nsa fun, i'm a big girl with a big heart, so if I tick any boxes then come say hi I won't bite unless you want me to lol...
Down to earth,up for a laugh. I try and do the gym 3 times a week I do not drive Not over weight guys thanks Sorry no married guys or living with partner I am only on naught smooch no other sites Would like someone long team as fed up been messed around Discreet relationship why I say this as I have kids Most be over 37 and under 52...
You most live with in 45 mile ok as its a no thank you as its a long drive for you as I do not drive be over 35 and under 53 and sorry no over weight guys and WHITE and no face hair I'm to honest, but ill rather be told straight than be lied too. what wrong in meeting for a drink to talk on the first meeting...
You most live with in 35 mile ok as its a no thank you as its a long drive for you as I do not drive and only WHITE GUY ONLY CAN NOT DO MEET AT WEEKENDS And my house a no go till sep with my kid at home and know on there summer break most be white over 36 and under 53 ok sorry not into over weight...
Hiya, on here just to chat really, but who knows.... Anything could happen :) I like to have a laugh... And let me tell you.... Its not hard to make me laugh... So drop me your cheesest one liner and see if that does the trick lol ;)
Hi
Just testing the waters to see who is out there.
Im looking for someone who is genuine, intelligent and has a good sense of humour - being genuine is very important to me.
So fellas if you have your cock out on your profile pic then sorry you dont even get past go!! Lol
Im no prude but jesus put it away!! You gotta leave sommat for the imagination...
Hello boys,
Well a little about me then :-
5' 5"
Size 14
36c breasts
Blonde hair (don't hold it against me)
Brown eyes
Likes :-
Happy people
Humour
Banter
Sarcasm
SEX
Kissing
Touching
Massages
Oral
Anal
Cheesy chat up lines
Stockings and suspenders
Sexy lingerie
Dressing sexily
Heels
Sexy role play scenarios
Light spanking
Sex outdoors and in risky places
Dislikes :-
Miserable, arrogant, ignorant people
Smokers (don't want...
I'm not really sure what I'm looking for yet, just joined here after a friend persuaded me to do so.
Just looking to chat for now and meet new people and take it from there.
I'm actually really shy until you get to know me so if I don't reply straight away, this is why :)
Im fun, loving and loyal. I want to try new things and adventures. I don't want multiple one night stands,i want someone i can connect with. cleanliness is a must. Anything you want to know ask.
Hey am looking for discrete people either male or female or couples for casual friendships whether long term or short. Now the interesting part I am a PRE-OP TS yes the best of both worlds I have tits and a cock can be kinky like to try new things let me know your likes and dislikes. I dislike both winks and anyone adding me without getting to know me first,...